Friday, November 16, 2012

My typical mornig on bed rest....

So many of you wonder or don't (I wouldn't) what I do everyday.... So today I will let you know EXACTLY what I do......

 I wake up around 6am (FYI I just had  to stop typing because June ran out of toilet paper and was FREAKING out ... so I had to go change it....I am also not supposed to change it but Adam is outside and I don't think she would have agreed to just sit there and air dry...)
 
ANYWAY 6am the girls get up and I tell them things like, get dressed, stop whining, yes you need socks, stop whining, no you can not go commando, stop whining, bring me hair stuff so I can do your hair... blah blah blah.... Then Adam feeds them (Today is Friday so they get to have a pop tart which is super cool if you are 3 & 6)   Lili gets off to school at 7am and then June comes in and she usually dressed something like this:

I call this "The Angry Butterfly"




Thinking of this new blog adventure I decided to record my conversation with her:



After this she scampered off and I sat in bed watching TV on my computer while I flat ironed my hair....



 I really don't have much else to do,  why not try to look cute while I sit here and see how pissed of Regina (my uterus that I named)  gets today. I imagine Regina  looking something like this.....


 For what ever reason "Regina" is kind of a pain in the butt...  The last few days have been calmer, just random contractions that do not amount to much. Which is great because then my doctor doesn't get all grim reaper on me. I really like my dr. now & having a different doctor deliver this baby TOTALLY freaks me out. Lili's delivery was such a train wreck, and the doctor I had in Arizona was a total douche bag. I am so glad I have someone else now and the whole office is super awesome. But If this baby comes to early I will have to someone else deliver because I would have to go to Rockford where they have a NICU. To avoid this potential trauma I am planning on cementing my vagina shut..... No really I have actually thought about this....




3 comments:

  1. Hi Jen! Sorry you are stuck in bed. I have been blogging for a long time and I enjoy it. I'm glad you found something to help occupy you because I would imagine it is making you crazy sitting around.

    Christy

    ReplyDelete
  2. Maybe your uterus is just saying hi to mine. Yeah, that seems reasonable, right?

    ReplyDelete